Hosts:

Disco Jesus - The main host, and the show's namesake. He always gets the final say and passes his judgement on any games the group reviews. His favorite number is NOT four. Anyone who thinks otherwise is gravely mistaken. Oh, and apparently he can answer prayers his co-staff make.

LegendofBen - Referred to as simply Ben, he is an integral part of the reviewing process, and Disco Jesus depends a lot on this host. He usually ends up doing the dirty work and all the research, though this never goes unappreciated.

Nick2s - Though he's by title the producer of the show, Nick does a much more all-around job, while sharing his producing duties with Disco Jesus. Due to Ben's disappearance late in Season 1, Nick was forced to be a temporary main host.

PhazonCraft - Originally named Phazonbro...Though, if you've never read the descriptions that go with our videos you've probably never even heard of him. He's had no more than four lines in the entire series so far, and has never appeared on-camera - he prefers to operate it.

Alternates:

Rock Jesus - It was hard to decide whether to put him under Villain or Alternates...But he's more an alternate (albeit evil) form of Disco Jesus than he is a villian (Though he is the main villian in the Corruption trilogy, and thus the main villain so far) . He's Disco Jesus once the Corruption took hold, and as a result Rock Jesus' goal was to give Metroid Prime, and his container (Guitar Hero) fives. Nick was somehow able to defy him, and they fought to the death in the Darkness Realm.

Rock of Ben - Once again, a villian-and-alternate character. However, it was much easier to place as Ben was not really corrupted until the end of the Corruption trilogy, at which point he was slaughtered by Nick. He played the inside man, and helped Nick escape from Rock Jesus. The corruption in Rock Jesus was able to sense Ben's lack of corruption all along, but somehow it wasn't fully taken into account.

Ouendan Ben - Apparently, if you have the Coruption cut out of you, it doesn't harm your actual body...As a result, Ben was able to hear Nick's cry and (pausing to put on cape and headband) use his knowledge of the secret dance moves known to all Ouendan to assist Nick in his battle against Rock Jesus.

Villains:

Chicken Mask - Okay, so he's not really a villain...But this character doesn't fit anywhere else. He can survive his mask being cut off; a lucky trait to have, since Disco Jesus cuts it off very often, claiming the (most likely false) fact that Chicken Mask is a vicious killer.

Vincent Illain - Wow, this guy really came out of nowhere. He uses his skills a a psychologist (and a prosecuting attorney) to almost trick Nick into thinking Disco Jesus and the corruption are false. However, Disco Jesus runs in chasing the Chicken Mask while Vincent Illain went to get some pretzels...And then he reveals his identity, and that he was using the most ingenious disguise (headphones - how devious!) Apparently he has some control over the Dark Realm, as he held Ouendan Ben hostage there.

Others:

Afro - A very avid follower of Disco Jesus, who made th mistake of trusting a stray dog - it turned out to be CATS, which turned him into a ZOMBIE. He now lives a frantic life, forced to dance to the brink of death every day by his feline masters. Disco Jesus would probably save him...But has a horrible memory.